Sunday, December 28, 2008

Emergency Telephone Numbers

          Emergency

          Telephone Numbers

 

These are more effective than any number…        

     

     

      When –

You are sad, phone............................................................... John 14

You have sinned, phone.......................................................................... Psalm 51

You are facing danger, phone...................................................... Psalm 91

People have failed you, phone.......................................................... Psalm 27

It feels as though God is far from you, phone............................ Psalm 139

Your faith needs stimulation, phone............................................. Hebrews 11

You are alone and scared, phone.................................................... Psalm 23

You are worried, phone............................................................ Matthew 8:19–34

You are hurt and critical, phone................................................... 1 Corinthians 13

You wonder about Christianity, phone ............................. 2 Corinthians 5:15-18

You feel like an outcast, phone.................................................. Romans 8:31-39

You are seeking peace, phone................................................. Matthew 11:25-30

It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone........... Psalm 90

You need Christ like insurance, phone.................................. Romans 8:1-30

You are leaving home for a trip, phone...................................... Psalm 121

You are praying for yourself, phone............................................ Psalm 87

You require courage for a task, phone........................................ Joshua 1

Inflation’s and investments are hogging your thoughts,

phone                                                                                     Mark 10:17-31

You are depressive, phone....................................................................... Psalm 27

Your bank account is empty, phone..............................................     Psalm 37

You lose faith in mankind, phone..................................................... Corinthians 13

It looks like people are unfriendly, phone..................................... John 15

You are losing hope, phone....................................................................... Psalm 126

You feel the world is small compared to you, phone................ Psalm 19

You want to carry fruit, phone............................................................ John 15

Paul’s secret for happiness, phone................................................. Colossians 3:12-17

With big opportunity/discovery, phone........................................ Isaiah 55

To get along with other people, phone............................................Romans 12

 

ALTERNATE NUMBERS

For dealing with fear, call.................................................................... Psalm 3:47

For security, call...................................................................................... Psalm 121:3

For assurance, call................................................................................ Mark 8:35

For reassurance, call................................................................. Psalm 145:18

 

     ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.

     NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.

     ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.

FEED YOUR FAITH,

AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH!!

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